It hasn't.
So, last month I started doing a google search (I know google is not a good diagnoser and that I should see a "real" doctor, but I HAD to - you totally know what I mean). I put typed, "why does my e" and google filled in the rest, "ye twitch?"
The first article that appears in the list is "8 Causes of Eye Twitching". It kind of gave an overview at the top, but I went straight to the list.
Know this - I stopped reading after the fourth cause
1. stress (did I say I started a new job?)
2. tiredness (have you met my insomnia - I'm sure if you read my twitter feed you have)
3. eye strain (oh yeah, my job, on computers. constantly.)
4. caffeine/alcohol
SERIOUSLY??? apparently I have to chill out, sleep, get a new job (and it can't be writing on a computer), and give up caffeine and alcohol.
yeah - and gun control will happen in less than 3 months.
I will write a poem about this fucking eye twitch. It will be grand and descriptive. You will know this small muscle and the torture it inflicts upon my sanity. Which explains why I think my social media humiliation will make it stop. I hate you fucking eye twitch.
